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pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]


“We hear something negative about ourselves, and it haunts us day and night. We hear something positive about ourselves, and it struggles to take root in the stony soil of our hearts. This isn’t humility, it’s the path to failure, self pity, and friendlessness. So let God have the final say on who you are.”

Unka Glen (unkaglen.tumblr.com)





livebetterandlaugh:

If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires- I’m in. 



notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

I’m still in disbelief…


Me as a Parent
  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL



elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.











pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

Reblog for my sister // thehalcyoneffect

pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

Reblog for my sister // thehalcyoneffect



cameralinz:

i am a fucking delight, i whisper to no one as i put something witty in the tags.


perseidbadger:

the best kind of friendships are fierce lady friendships where you aggressively believe in each other, defend each other, and think the other deserves the world.


gardensandyou:

sliceofbri:

short hair pros

  • no tangles
  • only 1 box of dye no matter how thick your hair is!
  • wow you save like $18372 on shampoo and product
  • people can play with your hair without getting tangles
  • can fluff it like a punk or slick it back like a classy person

short hair cons

  • like 3 style options. maybe 4.
  • no mermaid hair when you swim
  • no hair-stache
  • sticks up at crazy angles while you sleep
  • can never sleep with wet hair
  • ever.
accurate ^^



where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.






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